This week's featured misheard comes from a college lecture. The instructor had referred to a Pink Floyd song said to give pertinent advice for when applying for loans:

"Hey, teacher, leave the kids at home!"
("Hey, teacher, leave the kids alone!" - Another Brick in the Wall Part 2)

Bonus misheard that probably wasn't actually misheard: The same 3-year-old who always sang "Everybody wants to pee on a cat" for the Aristocats theme "Everybody wants to be a cat" got so upset at his 1-year-old brother for singing "Top-sin BUTTER!" at every chorus of Warren Zevon's "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner".
Aw, who can blame him?

Anyway, be sure to use my cheesy guestbook tool to post your own misheard stuff until I get around to upgrading it.